Scott Raab: Do you always cut your burgers in half?
Louis CK: Yeah.
SR: Slop factor?
LCK: A little bit. I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.
SR: That’s really…
Always share.
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