Would anyone out there consider two middle names for their child? We’ve decided on a name for the little bro that’s due next week, Dax Allan. However, I’ve been thinking that maybe we should throw in another middle name, Neville. So the name would be Dax Allan Neville G____. This is why I think this would be awesome.

1. Neville Longbottom is a badass.
2. The little guys initials would spell “dang!”
3. Aaron Neville is from NOLA and sings duets in his falsetto.

Kate keeps telling me no, and I’m not certain why when my argument is so flawlessly reasoned.