Baby Dax,
This was us babysitting a friend’s baby a few years ago. To be frank, we were not prepared for that. Changing a diaper was a two-man event and even then there were a lot of unanswered questions at the end of it all. Seriously, we were scared for the baby’s life and ours as well. We were only keeping him for four hours. Now though, we have taken classes and talked to doctors about you. Read books. We’ve read the Internet baby section, which by the way is expansive and chock full of crazy. We have bought you all kinds of super cute clothes and doodoo pants. We are totally ready for you little bro.
You get the hiccups a lot in your mom’s belly and that makes you move around like your so upset! I can understand though because hiccups are a pain in the butt, plus your upside down. I’d be pissed too.
Isn’t your mom so pretty?
